7 Dance Routines By The Cebu Inmates

Maximum Security. Maximum Danceability.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

When you go to prison, they tell you when to eat, when to sleep, and when to perform an elaborate group dance routine to a Michael Jackson song. Well, maybe not in US prisons, but at CPDRC (Cebu Provinicial Detention and Rehabilitation Center) in the Philippines, the inmates dance for YouTube viral videos. Here are 7 Dance Routines By The Cebu Inmates:


“Gangnam Style” – PSY

They get time off for horsey-dancing.


“Thriller” – Michael Jackson

This clip went viral (in the zombie disease sense).


“Bebot” – Black Eyed Peas

Making prisoners listen to Black Eyed Peas – too cruel?


“I Will Follow Him” – Sister Act

Follow him into a life of crime…


“Nobody” – The Wonder Girls

They almost considered making that dress the new uniform.


“This Is It” – Michael Jackson

Who’s bad? Apparently, they were.


“Macarena” – Los del Rio

It’s like a wedding, in that everyone’s forced to be there!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!