The Big List: The Debates vs. The Internet! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape!

Who won: Mitt or Obama or Memes? Plus: Hulkamania XXX

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to leave your home planet, train to be a Jedi, save the princess, save the galaxy from your evil dad and his mentor, get a thumbs up from a bunch of ghosts, suddenly realize you’re completely illiterate, cry yourself to sleep and check out these links!

 

The Internet Responds To The Presidential Debates

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-internet-responds-to-the-presidential-debate

Need a new moderator. Why not Zoidberg?

 

Facebook Tops 1 Billion Users

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2012/10/04/facebook-tops-1-billion-users/1612613/

…and has more fake accounts than MySpace has active ones?

 

So, There’s A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape…

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-minute-watching-hulk-hogan-have-sex-in-a-canopy-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway

His little “Hulkamaniac” ran wild. [image via]

 

Most Citizens In Star Wars Universe Are Probably Illiterate

http://www.tor.com/blogs/2012/10/most-citizens-of-the-star-wars-galaxy-are-probably-totally-illiterate

That’s no moon, that’s a bookstore!

 

The World’s First ‘Human Butchery’ Opens In London

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/human-butchery_n_1920440.html#slide=1576110

Finally, someone’s competing with Soylent Green.

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List, from a galaxy far, far away…

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!