So here you are. On the internet. It's a big, scary place, isn't it? Full of racists spouting hatred in comments sections and guys masturbating on Chatroulette. It can all be a little daunting for the uninitiated, so thankfully we here at CRAVE ONLINE have a few clips that we believe give a clear overview of what the World Wide Web has to offer.
Here are 5 videos that explain the internet:
FACEBOOK'S MANY USES
FarmVille, sexual hook-ups with strangers and plots to murder the bloke your ex-wife's shagging: that's what Facebook's for!
MANY, MANY CAT VIDEOS
The internet is filled with videos of cats, and their inherent appeal is explained perfectly in this song.
MUNDANE GAMEPLAY COMMENTARIES
Almost as popular as videos of cats doing cat things are videos of guys repeatedly asking you to subscribe to their YouTube channel over footage of them playing Call of Duty.
CLEAVAGE = PROFIT
There are 2 ways to become popular on the internet:
1: Create intelligent, thoughtful and witty content.
2: Show your breasts.
The guys behind the hilarious Tallafornia Swipe highlight one of YouTube's worst offenders.
PEOPLE AWKWARDLY DISCUSSING THEIR PRIVATE LIVES
Before the internet, this kid would've presumably been inflicting tales of his failed sexual liasons with friends, but thanks to YouTube everyone gets to hear him discuss the positives/negatives of a finger in the anus.