Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
Take a look:
This Twitter user was banned from the system by the GAPTC (Ginger Are People Too Campaign).
Only in a perfect world, Will.
That was actually the original ending for Romeo & Juliet.
And eat Samuel L. Jackson.
It's an odd offensive strategy, but hey, what else do they have?
Classic horny Ron.
That seems about right.
And let's not forget, Tony Romo lost his virginity at eleven.
Oh wise Stoner Jesus. Is there anything you cannot do?
This was the number one concern for inmates at Pelican Bay Prison, too.
Soon he'll be growing pubic hair and wanting to date other lesbians.
Nothing to kick off your day like a sweet ignoring child molestation joke.
You weren't grounded for saying she has a moustache, you were grounded because you look too much like your abusive real father.
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