When someone’s shot full of bullets, you expect them to die pretty quickly. Not so in terrible movies, where there’s a lot of flailing about and mugging for the camera. They give “die hard” a new meaning. So put some cheese on that popcorn, because here are 10 of the worst death scenes ever:
Aaaaah! But also, aaaaaah!
Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow
This man died from… a vicious nutshot.
Stand in the place where you died…
This is what they did to Bin Laden.
He did it… to save the cube. You would have done the same.
The Invincible Barbarian
He makes the same noises when he’s constipated.
That blood splatter was sold to a modern art gallery for $1.2 million.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
That dummy took a hard fall.
Actually, he survived.
Enter the Ninja
I’m dying. Meh.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!