Whether it's in Haiti, India, or the United States, all free peoples yearn to have an input in who their leaders will be in fair and open elections. So let me help you by filling out your ballot ahead of time. Don't like it? I'm gonna poison your salad bar, jail you for subterfuge and then torture you in a bathtub full of acid. Yep, that all happens, and Sam and Christian give you run-down on all of it!
John Quincy Adams was a dick BTW.