Y’all gonna make me lose my mind, up in YouTube, up in YouTube. That’s because comedians on the interwebs love mashing up DMX with music that’s supposed to be appropriate for children. Looks like your childhood’s about to be kidnapped by the Ruff Ryders. Here are 5 kids songs featuring DMX:
Reading Rainbow feat. DMX
Here we go again, reading books.
Thomas the Tank Engine feat. DMX
I think I can, I think I can put a bullet in yo’ head!
Legend of Zelda feat. DMX
Up In Hyrule
The Jungle Book feat. DMX
The bare necessities of life will come to you, but the luxuries of life are gotten by killing people.
iDOLM@STER feat. DMX
He shows no love for homo thugs – look at all those real-life ladies he’s with.
Bonus: DMX Googles Himself
He gets schooled in the ways of the computer.
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