5 Kids Songs feat. DMX

Rapping over Thomas the Tank Engine and Reading Rainbow.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Y’all gonna make me lose my mind, up in YouTube, up in YouTube. That’s because comedians on the interwebs love mashing up DMX with music that’s supposed to be appropriate for children. Looks like your childhood’s about to be kidnapped by the Ruff Ryders. Here are 5 kids songs featuring DMX:


Reading Rainbow feat. DMX

Here we go again, reading books.


Thomas the Tank Engine feat. DMX

I think I can, I think I can put a bullet in yo’ head!


Legend of Zelda feat. DMX

Up In Hyrule


The Jungle Book feat. DMX

The bare necessities of life will come to you, but the luxuries of life are gotten by killing people.



He shows no love for homo thugs – look at all those real-life ladies he’s with.


Bonus: DMX Googles Himself

He gets schooled in the ways of the computer.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.