7 Beardtastic Songs By The Beards

All their songs are about beards and they’re all great.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Hipsters love mustaches, but what about the grandfather of all mustaches: the beard? It’s big, it’s bold, Santa Claus has got one – if you think there’s something wrong with having a giant mass of hair on your face, you won’t get any presents this year. In fact, you might just get a punch in your smooth face from this hilarious Australian band. Here are 7 beardtastic songs by The Beards:


Got Me A Beard

The ending is the best, because it’s what would actually happen.


You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man

Ladies, note how compelling nature of this argument.


No Beard No Good

They have a beard-centric worldview.


A Wizard Needs A Beard

That’s where the magic comes from.


Growing A Beard

It's like watching Chia Pets.


Who Told You To Shave Off Your Beard?

Answer: an idiot!


If Your Dad Doesn’t Have A Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums

Also, you should have consulted child services.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.