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Which is Worse: Mitt’s “47 Percent” or Obama’s “Guns and Religion?”
Will you choose the insult behind door #1 or door #2… [via]
A Sneak Peak at the New Entourage Movie’s Product Placement
Two Words: Turtle’s Wax
Tony Danza and Tupac Were Pen Pals
Best friendship ever? Best friendship ever.
Meet the Folks Who Tattooed Now-Defunct Tech Companies on Their Faces
At least future employers know they’re fiercely loyal to companies. If they can ever get someone to hire them.
The Paradoxes of Dog Ownership
Do you walk your dog or does your dog pull you around the neighborhood?
That’s all for this Danzariffic edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!