Things Bond Girls Shouldn’t Do

The adventures of the Bond girl that didn't make it into the picture.

Sam Wellerby Sam Weller

I've decided to start exploring the various females in the comedy world online. No… get your mind out of the gutter. Oftentimes females can simply be viewed as objects of desire or things to be used. Look no further than the sexed up ladies of the Bond film franchise.


Moneypenny. Honey Ryder. Christmas Jones. And the most artfully named Pussy Galore. Yes, these women don't know the first thing about ovulation, condoms, or avoiding being dipped in gold and dying. But even they were all featured in the adventures of James Bond. 


Except for this girl…



Nikki Muller shows us the reality of the akward girl that loved James Bond. What I love about these videos are their length (short) and their slight variations in each setup. The best ones of course, are where the actor playing Bond (Donal Thoms-Cappello) starts with a snarky line or setup ripped from the style of the films and then Nikki's Bond girl just poos all over it.



But I suppose that's kind of the setup for all of them. And that means things get pretty repetitive. But peppered imbetween other videos you might be watching, it's not bad. I just posted three of my favorite here. One wish I had for these is that the ending theme would have been changed slightly to reflect other songs of the Bond franchise. I say this only because in her other videos and appearances, Nikki Muller is an extremely talented singer, rapper, and songwriter. More of that would've put these vids over the edge.



These play perfectly as an incidental on SNL or any other sketch show though they don't always land on their own, and some of the jokes repeat themselves, but Nikki Muller's talent as a performer (and at playing akward) is on display, so make sure to check out the rest of her channel. She totally loves gross out humor.




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