Meet Priority Peter

He prefers to get his “fractions” on.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

School’s started up again. No more lounging by the pool, doing math problems just for fun. Time to crack those books and do some serious math. However, before we let those summer memories go, here’s the meme Priority Peter to remind us that the best way to spend the hot months is with some hot models. I mean, model theory.

 

Double D’s

“Also, what are Double D’s,” Peter wonders aloud.

 

Tan

Whenever someone address a group as “ladies,” they’re probably not getting laid.

 

Bras

The other kind is too hard to figure out.

 

No Time

Those problems aren’t gonna calculate themselves.

 

Lotion

Same rules apply for using the calculator, just to be clear.

 

99 Problems

He’s on the Math Patrol and the Honor Roll…

 

Hoes

Immediately gets smacked for calling his sister’s friends “hoes.”

 

Boobs

A classic math joke, but hard to masturbate to.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.