Brett Favre’s Pubes For Sale!

Yes, YOU can own a piece of 'history' if you're willing to fork over some serious cash...just as long as your not a Packer fan.

Josh Helmuthby Josh Helmuth

You read the title correctly.

Some guy in Minnesota – who ironically states he doesn't want this all over the internet — is currently trying to sell what he claims is a small bundle of Brett Favre's pubic hair.

Here is the listing on the Minneapolis, MN CraigsList.

First off, no, this is not a joke. Serious buyers only, please.

My brother was an equipment manager for the Vikings from 2006-2011, he worked for them during the Favre years. After the Chiefs game at the Metrodome on 8/29/09, my brother and his team handled game laundry. They took Favre's uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it. Don't ask me why they noticed, I guess they joked around about that stuff a lot. My brother took the pubes and saved them in hopes of one day selling them on the internet. He sucks at using computers so I am doing it for him today. We don't want this all over the internet we just want to say we sold Brett Favre's pubes on the internet. These are game-worn pubes from a living legend, and they aren't going to a Green Bay fan.

$200 OBO

Legit or not, this is definitely hilarious. If this is a prank, this a one of the greatest satires — if you want to call it that — in recent memory. If this is real, then God help us all.

Below is a screen shot of the ad in case it is taken down by the time you read this article.

Josh Helmuth is the editor for CraveOnline Sports. You can follow him on Twitter @JHelmuthor subscribe at Facebook.com/CraveOnlineSports.