Let's clarify something right away: Dailing 9-1-1 is for EMERGENCY SITUATIONS ONLY. But that sure doesn't stop the dumbest of the dumb from dialing.
For the most part, people that call 9-1-1 are in genuine need of emergency assistance — but it's easy to forget the Darwin percentage of American's who are just doing us all a favor by thinning out the herd. Let's think of this article as a "what not to do" when calling for emergency services.
Have a look:
1. Woman Calls 9-1-1 for a Date!
There are easier ways to get a date, lady!
2. Marijauna Overdose?
Too bad a great police officer like this had to resign.
3. Another Pot Emergency!
Worst. Pot Grower. Ever.
4. Woman locked in her own car:
Pray this woman does not have children.
5. Drunk Guy Needs a Ride:
Now this sounds like a fun time.
6. Boner Problems
Don't buy boner pills off the street, ever! How many times do we have to tell you?!?
– CRAVE ONLINE