Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.
Luckily, were cutting through the brussel sprout tweats and getting to the good stuff so you don't have to worry about it. This week we're looking at the popular hashtag: #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMove.
Here's some of the funniest we found. Take a look:
Jim Carrey is in talks for the sequel: "Lemony Vagina"
Enough Chianti and you'll eat anything.
Striking a lot more that oil.
If Steve Guttenberg is in it, we're there.
Helpful, and horrifying.
Food + Sex = Fun.
Angela Lansbury: S&M goddess.
With that attitude, you always will.
Every southern father's nightmare.
Dead babysitters tell no secrets.
This guy is quite popular at the women's outreach clinic.
An erection without someone forced over a pinball machine is no erection at all.
What they don't know, won't hurt 'em.
Drop a comment if you know of a #FUNNYHASHTAG you want to see covered!
– Happy Tweeting from CRAVE ONLINE!