Yelp can make or break a restaurant – good reviews will attract lots of new customers, whereas bad reviews will keep folks away. The site can also make or break an acting career. Watch these experienced actors give the performances of their lives, bringing new life to someone’s complaint about a Fuddruckers. Here are real actors reading 7 Yelp reviews:
Ashlie Atkinson Reads “Olive Garden, New York City”
If she ever goes to a Ben & Jerry’s, her face will explode.
Amanda Leigh Cobb Reads “Abuelitas Mexican Restaurant”
When serving a mom or suspected mom, just dump a pile of flowers on her table.
Brian O'Neill Reads “The Yost Theater”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men should have 25 minutes of vodka.
Brian Hutchison Reads “Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s Club”
A depressing strip club? That’s so rare.
Chris Kipiniak Reads “Stratford Diner”
That manager sounds like a really insensitive guy. I hate him.
Therese Plummer Reads “Tamarind of London”
Butter chicken or butt-er chicken? You make the call.
Greg Hildreth Reads “One Star Review”
They took his suggestion and this location actually does sell raincoats. Problem solved!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!