7 Parody Dating Websites

Superheroes, Apple Zealots and Craigslist freaks can all find their weird soulmates.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Don’t you want somebody to love? Do you spend all your time on the internet? Good news! Thanks to hyper-specific dating websites, you can find the exact type of person you’re looking for. Or, at least, you can find someone pretending to be the exact type of person you’re looking for. Here are 7 parody dating websites:



Also called “Match.com.”


Craigslist Dating

Their custom vows are going to make a lot of people uncomfortable.



There’s no spell for this?


Old People Dating

Date while you can, grandpa!



Love is meant to be shared. So are herpes?


Cupidtino (“Date a Mac”)

I wonder if they have good OSeX.



On Wolverine’s profile, he says he’ll only date telepaths and Asian women.


Geoffrey Goldenis the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!