5 Parody Ads For iPhone 5

These fake commercials are truly revolutionary.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Apple fans are eagerly anticipating September 21st, because rumor has it that’ll be the release date for the new iPhone 5. Can’t wait that long to learn what mind-blowingly minor improvements have been added to the smart phone? Here are 5 parody commercials for iPhone 5:

 

iPhone 5: Food

Aww, this exciting new phone bums me out.

 

iPhone 5: Time Control

Looks like someone in Cupertino was watching a great movie by the name of Clockstoppers.

 

iPhone 5: iCuffs

Never lose your phone. Never escape it, either.

 

iPhone 5: God’s Phone

Women. Always seeing titties.

 

iPhone 5: Air

The Emperor’s New Phone

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!