When a Jewish boy or girl turns 13, they often have a Bar (or Bat for girls) Mitzvah, where they read a portion of the Torah for family and friends in a ceremony. Afterwards, there’s a big party with dancing – sometimes this dancing is caught on tape and uploaded to YouTube, for the enjoyment of Jews and gentiles the world over. Here are 5 funny Bar Mitzvah dance videos:
Vogue Bar Mitzvah Dance
Today, you become a man, and in the Jewish tradition that means emulating Madonna.
Hip-Hop Bar Mitzvah Dance
What took more time – learning his Torah portion or this dance choreography? I hope the latter.
Michael Jackson Bar Mitzvah Dance
Moonwalking into manhood.
Drake Dancing At His Bar Mitzvah
Little did he know that someday he’d grow up to get Re-Bar Mitzvah’d.
Mom and Son Hip-Hop Bar Mitzvah Dance
Starts at :42 – So this is apparently a thing.
Bonus: Myq Kaplan Recalls Bar Mitzvah Dance Class
The Funky needs the comeback.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!