Meet Suburban Hardass

Privileged white kidz 4 lyfe!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Been spending most his life, livin’ in his wealthy parents’ house. Got his mind on his money and his money in a high-yield savings account his dad set-up for him. Meet the new, not-so-intimidating meme on the block: Suburban Hardass!


Thug Life

Curfews, yo.



Also, he’s only listened to two of them.



This pot would f***in’ rule on some spaghetti.


Bust Caps

Imaginary video game caps are still caps!



Anyone goes to our Mrs. Fields, they dead.


Off The Grid

Doing hard time right now… gotta clean up my room.



…and it goes off early.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.