Advertising condoms must be a difficult task because, simply put, no one wants to wear the bloody things. Condoms are to men what handcuffs are to serial killers – you don't want to put one on because it's uncomfortable, but you're a danger to yourself and those around you if you resist.
Naturally, condom companies have had a difficult time marketing them, producing some weird and downright terrifying commercials in the process. Here are 7 of the best/worst.
Pigs Can Fly
Oh, I get it – men who chat up women in bars are seedy pigs! How hilariously offensive.
OK, You've Convinced Us
After watching this, I think I'll double-bag. Or maybe get castrated.
You've Gotta Use a Ticket if You Wanna Ride the Ride
Little does she know that monologuing is a real turn-on.
The Condom Fairy
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who saw a fat black guy on the foot of my bed every time I have sex.
My Condom Friend
Don't worry, Nirodh, I'll never forget you. The image of your terrifying condom body will forever be etched into my retinas.
It makes me uncomfortable to think that at least one of you has got an erection whilst watching this.
And yet when I walk up to girls with a condom in my hand they're all like "rapist!"