7 Robot Dinosaurs Encounters

Jurassic Park at your local mall.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

I remember EPCOT having animatronic dinosaurs in the 80s, but they couldn’t jump out at you while you were eating a corn dog. Several of these videos depict promotional stunts for Walking With Dinosaurs – The Arena Spectacular, a sophisticated animatronics show that’s been touring the world since 2007. I guess dinosaurs got sick of hanging out in theme parks? These are 7 robot dinosaur encounters:

 

Fright at the Museum

That little girl’s gonna have the coolest nightmares!

 

Australian Mall Dinosaur #1

That dog’s not afraid of some dumb ol’ dinosaur.

 

Japanese Dinosaur

Someone’s got to challenge this guy. Where’s Godzilla?

 

Dinosaur Scares Zack

Kid’s got the right idea.

 

Mall Dinosaur #2

One thing I’ve learned from these videos: if dinosaurs were around today, they’d be living in fancy malls.

 

Dinosaur vs. British School Kids

Another thing I’ve learned from these videos: if dinosaurs were around today, they’d be eating the world’s children.

 

T-Rex

This is a creature you definitely want to mess with.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!