Earlier this Summer, the iPhone game Fruit Ninja exceeded 300 million downloads. Imagine if you could slice heads too, instead of just fruit – you’d probably have a bazillion downloads. Of course, many folks aren’t content just playing the game – they want to show off their ninja watermelon slicing skills IRL. Here are 10 real life fruit ninjas:
Fruit Ninja Makes A Stop
He’s the scourge of all farmer’s markets.
3 am Fruit Ninja
They apparently ate the fruit afterwards. Mmm… ninja fruit.
American Fruit Ninja
So many apple welts.
Fake-Real Fruit Ninja
This kid seems kinda sad and exhausted by fruit ninjutsu.
Let’s Slice Some Fruit!
Then his mom says, “well, there’ll be no fruit salad tonight.”
Better Fake-Real Fruit Ninja
Actually, the kid grew up to be this guy.
3 Fruit Ninjas
Actual Real Life Fruit Ninja
Get this man some nunchucks so he can do some real damage!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!