It’s summertime and if you head over to your local sea-based entertainment park, you might catch a walrus dancing for fish. It’s only a matter of time before we have walrus dance clubs, and you will definitely feel like a loser when you have to wait in line and a few of these blubbery guys go right into the club. These are 5 dancing walruses:
Bad / Smooth Criminal
Song “Bad.” Walrus good!
Una morsa notable!
It takes two to tango. One awesome walrus and also some dude.
This is a particularly fit walrus.
Black or White
Dancing’s at 1:52 – Walruses love Michael Jackson. (All of them.)
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!