5 Dancing Walruses

Walruses like to get biz-zay.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

It’s summertime and if you head over to your local sea-based entertainment park, you might catch a walrus dancing for fish. It’s only a matter of time before we have walrus dance clubs, and you will definitely feel like a loser when you have to wait in line and a few of these blubbery guys go right into the club. These are 5 dancing walruses:

 

Bad / Smooth Criminal

Song “Bad.” Walrus good!

 

La Bamba

Una morsa notable!

 

Tango

It takes two to tango. One awesome walrus and also some dude.

 

Dancerobics

This is a particularly fit walrus.

 

Black or White

Dancing’s at 1:52 – Walruses love Michael Jackson. (All of them.)

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!