7 Taken Parodies

Liam Neeson can rescue his daughter, but he can’t stop these Taken take-offs.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

If you ever go to Paris, remember what your father Liam Neeson told you: “you’re gonna get kidnapped and put into a sex trafficking ring.” Still insist on going overseas? Maybe these 7 parodies of the movie Taken will change your mind:

 

Taken With A Real Dad

Months later he wonders why his son didn’t get him a Father’s Day gift and then he remembers… the sex kidnapping.

 

Taken to Sesame Street

Cookie Monster might be a little over his head.

 

More Folks Are Taken

Getting taken is clearly the hot thing right now.

 

Taken Telemarketing

This call isn’t going well.

 

Delivering A Pizza To Liam Neeson

After watching these videos, it’s clear that Liam is willing to kill a lot of people.

 

Call Me Taken

The song of the summer meets the man with a very particular set of skills.

 

“Taken, With Liam Neeson” – Limo Driver

Real parents shouldn’t watch Taken.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.