7 Taken Parodies

Liam Neeson can rescue his daughter, but he can’t stop these Taken take-offs.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

If you ever go to Paris, remember what your father Liam Neeson told you: “you’re gonna get kidnapped and put into a sex trafficking ring.” Still insist on going overseas? Maybe these 7 parodies of the movie Taken will change your mind:


Taken With A Real Dad

Months later he wonders why his son didn’t get him a Father’s Day gift and then he remembers… the sex kidnapping.


Taken to Sesame Street

Cookie Monster might be a little over his head.


More Folks Are Taken

Getting taken is clearly the hot thing right now.


Taken Telemarketing

This call isn’t going well.


Delivering A Pizza To Liam Neeson

After watching these videos, it’s clear that Liam is willing to kill a lot of people.


Call Me Taken

The song of the summer meets the man with a very particular set of skills.


“Taken, With Liam Neeson” – Limo Driver

Real parents shouldn’t watch Taken.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.