If you ever go to Paris, remember what your father Liam Neeson told you: “you’re gonna get kidnapped and put into a sex trafficking ring.” Still insist on going overseas? Maybe these 7 parodies of the movie Taken will change your mind:
Taken With A Real Dad
Months later he wonders why his son didn’t get him a Father’s Day gift and then he remembers… the sex kidnapping.
Taken to Sesame Street
Cookie Monster might be a little over his head.
More Folks Are Taken
Getting taken is clearly the hot thing right now.
This call isn’t going well.
Delivering A Pizza To Liam Neeson
After watching these videos, it’s clear that Liam is willing to kill a lot of people.
Call Me Taken
The song of the summer meets the man with a very particular set of skills.
“Taken, With Liam Neeson” – Limo Driver
Real parents shouldn’t watch Taken.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.