In Mario Kart, if you crash your vehicle, a flying turtle pulls you back to the track unharmed. In the real world, if you crash a golf cart – congratulations! – you just crashed your golf cart. The good news is that Al Czervik would approve of what you’re doing. Here are 10 golf cart fails:
Golf Cart Crash
What hole are those Duke Boys gonna play through next week?
Jumping Over A Golf Cart
So close, yet so uncomfortable.
Bad Golf Cart Driving
Into the rough.
Watch Out For That:
Load It In
It’s not as easy as it looks, apparently.
Back It Up
As the song goes, “fat man got run over by a golf cart…”
Puddle of Mud
It got stuck. Whodathunkit?
Or, y’know, falling and practically getting his head run over.
Golf Cart Planking
And that’s why you never do it.
Golf Cart Sinks In Pond
Surprisingly, they do not float.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!