The Big List: Chick-Fil-Lame! Olympian Tweets Racist Joke!

Chick-Fil-A damage control backfires. Plus: How to get expelled from the Olympics.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to make a popular chicken sandwich restaurant, franchise it, come out publicly against gay marriage, witness the backlash against your company on the internet, try fixing it and make things worse and check out these links!

 

Chick-Fil-A Facebook Page Defended By Fake Profiles

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/chick-fil-a-gets-caught-pretending-to-be-a-teenage

This thread is about Jim Henson pulling their toys from Chick-Fil-A and they call this type of fake profile a “sockpuppet.” Well-played, everybody.

 

Here’s What Triple-Jumped Paraskevi Papachristou Tweeted That Got Her Expelled From The Olympics:

http://f3v3r.com/2012/07/25/the-tweet-that-got-an-athlete-expelled-from-the-olympics/

“With so many Africans in Greece… At least the mosquitoes of West Nile… will eat homemade food!” – Classy!

 

$77,000 Bottle of Cognac Dropped on the Floor of the Playboy Club

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/186359/unlucky-guy-drops-77000-bottle-of-cognac-on-playboy-club-floor/

Most expensive party foul ever?

 

Scientists Say Pop Music is Officially Too Loud and All Sounds the Same

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/26/us-science-music-idUSBRE86P0R820120726

Scientists add, “get off my lawn!”

 

Math You’ll Actually Use

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6801144/math-youll-actually-use

At some colleges, you can major in Douchonometry.

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, unless I tweet something racist.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!