Psychic Power Fails!

We take a look at people who genuinely believe they have psychic powers... and how much they suck. 

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

Have you ever wished you could stop time with you mind? Have you ever wished you could talk to the dead? Have you ever wished you could force a bowling ball out of the gutter or make girls' dresses blow up? Sure you have. And then you turned nine. 

But what if we told you that there are PLENTY of people out there that actually think that they can do these things. People who have convinced themselves (and others) that the world we live in is a playground for thier psycho-kinetic abilites (and we don't mean that in a cool X-Men way). 

We here at CRAVE have once again scoured the internet and found you some of the best examples of wannabe psychics eating thier own words… or just plain looking like idiots. 

Take a look:


1. Psychic With A Really Funny Voice Tries to Change Cloud Shapes.

It sounds more like he is suffering from a stroke. 


2. Same Psychic Tries to Make the Wind Blow Hard.

WTF is wrong with this guy's voice?


3. Woman Tries a "Psychic Drawing" of a Guy's Face… Draws Something Else…

Someone's mental link has a pretty sizeable penis. 


4. MASSIVE Psychic Reading Fail!

I say 'tomato,' you say September 11th. 


5. James Randi exposes Uri Geller on Johnny Carson… Classic Video

There is no better ass, when they wanted to be, than Johnny Carson. 


6. Slight Misunderstanding…

She died from grapes? No, she died from Grey Apes. 


7. Awful Cold Reading Ability

I didn't know the "jump-to-conclusions mat" guy from Office Space was a psychic. 


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