8 Carnival Rides Gone Bad

Ride these disasters at your local county FAIL.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

One of the most popular things to do during summer is visit the local carnival. Unfortunately, in regards to safety, not all rides are created equal. Despite what the carnival owner says, you’re not supposed to be able to fall off the ride while it’s spinning. Here are 8 carnival rides gone bad:


The Slowinator

In Russia, they prefer horribly slow to mercifully fast.


The Sucky Ducks

They’re quackin’ up about it.


The Fun Slide Surprise

Designed by M. Night Shyamalan.


The Broken Record

You spin me wrong round, baby. Wrong round.


The Flinger

Sketchy carnival rides give you wings!


The Spin ‘n’ Fall

Safety belts? We don’t need no stinkin’ safety belts.


The Hang (For) Ten (Hours)

Now you’re riding without power.


The Unfortunate Cosmonauts

 Keep it up, Russia! Or, rather, keep it vertically suspended.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.