We here at CRAVE have an addiction. It hasn't been something that is easy for us to admit, but it needs to be put out there. And that addiction is called "TRUE BLOOD." It might be the best/worst show in the history of television. Ludicrious writing, acting, and directing — BUT WE CAN"T STOP WATCHING EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. This is us asking for help. This is our rock bottom.
1. RAPPING BILL COMPTON
Freaky how much he looks like Stephen Moyer. Wonder if he gave Anna Paquin Hepatitis too?
2. TRUE BLOOD ACTING MASTERCLASS
Actually, a very fair depiction.
3. TWILIGHT MEETS TRUE BLOOD
Glad to see Robert Pattinson at the top of his range.
4. TRUE BLOOD PERFUME
We laugh now, but it's only a matter of time before HBO cashes in.
5. COOKING WITH VAMPIRE BILL
It's a big hit with sex-starved moms and gay men over 50.
6. SESAME STREET: TRUE MUD
That's how you get 'em. Hook the kids while it's early.
CRAVE ONLINE is currently seeking help in a True Blood 12-step program.