Self-Summary: I’m a weird guy who’s into posting stuff about myself on dating websites that I probably shouldn’t, like the size of my penis and how I like the smell of a girl’s farts in the morning. I’m really good at: getting featured on the Tumblr OkCupid Enemies. You should message me if: you want to see 10 WTF OkCupid profiles…
They tell him that he rocks and he tells them, “I know!”
“I must paint your thorax.”
Next Stop: Burning Man?
I think he’d do better on eScaringMe.
Six year-old hacker strikes another dating site profile…
Don’t worry, her friend is a Nazi Furry and you’d love her.
The man really loves his ASCII art.
Y’know, regular guy stuff.
The man knows his strengths.
This guy’s having trouble getting a date? I find that hard to believe.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.