8 Rap Songs From The Republican Presidential Nominees

Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul in a GOP mega-rap battle!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

The GOP Presidential nomination process is going on forever, but maybe the problem is that the candidates are too focused on delegates, debates and raising money. I think they should work on their mic skills instead – an epic 4-way rap battle could end this once and for all. Here are 8 rap songs featuring Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul:

 

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?

I like his rapping WAY better than his singing.

 

My Man Mitt

Forget Kid Rock, this guy should be on tour with Mitt.

 

All You Do Is Sin

Santorum’s gonna beat the sin out of you.

 

Rick Santorum Rap

Rap-Hop? Sir, I believe they call the genre “Hip-Rap.”

 

Hoot For Newt

I didn’t know Woodsy Owl became a rapper.

 

Newt… NOT!

Alternate version: “Newt… PSYCH!”

 

America’s Choice

The establishment might be scared, but the internet commenter community has never felt more empowered.

 

Sexy and I Know It

Actually, Paul is the real LMFAO front man.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.