The Big List: Michael Bay vs. TMNT Fans! Sexy Cosplay! Porn Star Prom!

Michael Bay 2: Secret of Ruining Childhoods. Plus: WonderCon 2012 Game Costumes!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to pick a beloved cartoon franchise from the 80s, adapt it into a series of terrible movies, watch and laugh as those movies destroy the box office despite their terribleness, pick another beloved 80s cartoon franchise to adapt, pretend to be surprised when fans get upset at the pointless changes you’re making and check out these links!

 

Michael Bay Asks Fans To Calm Down About His Destroying The Ninja Turtles

http://www.firstshowing.net/2012/michael-bay-wants-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-fans-to-calm-down/

After all, you haven’t even read the terrible script, yet!

 

WonderCon 2012: Video Game Cosplay Photos

http://www.g4tv.com/images/4555/aots-wondercon-2012-video-game-cosplay-pics/

For hardcore gamers, think of these as “save states.”

 

Win: Kid Successfully Gets Porn Star To Prom Via Twitter

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/the-incredible-tale-of-mike-stone-the-kid-who-used-twitter-to-ask-porn-stars-to-prom

Thanks to a company called Redneck Beer Hats, Mike Stone will take nude model Megan Piper to his prom. #awesome

 

What Comes After Hipsters?

http://flavorwire.com/269261/what-comes-after-the-hipster-we-ask-the-experts

Maybe… something that’s not annoying?

 

Mickey Mouse Is Starting To Look His Age

It was all started by a mouse… who is now hideous.

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week for more list, more than a million lists put together, only not really.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!