The Big List: Christina Hendricks’ Boobs! iPad Sadness! Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape!

Private pics of Hendricks and Olivia Munn! Plus: Anger over the new iPad.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to not read any articles about the expensive gadget you’re about to purchase, go to the store, purchase said gadget, feel awesome, read the next day that the much talked about rumors were true and a new version of the gadget is coming out, realize you could have bought the same gadget for $100 cheaper if you’d waited a day, resist the urge to destroy the gadget entirely and check out these links!

 

Leaked Photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn Hit The Interwebs

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67058090.html

Men have nothing to be mad about. See more in the above link.

 

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Emerges

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111676/Hulk-Hogan-sex-tape-It-wasnt-just-brunette-I-running-wild-months.html

After the last link, I needed a cold shower. This did the job.

 

19 People Upset Because They Just Bought the iPad 2

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/sad-people-who-just-bought-the-ipad2

These tweets belong on the Wikipedia entry for “First World Problems.”

 

Roger Ebert Did Not Enjoy Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120229/REVIEWS/120229974

He must be mad about losing his chippy. [image via]

 

8 Things You Shouldn’t Do At Work

http://www.mainstreet.com/slideshow/career/employment/8-things-you-shouldn-t-do-work

Luckily, reading funny articles instead of working isn’t on there.

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week for more list, plus the music of Twisted Lister.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!