Come with me, and you’ll be, in a whole world of pure condescension. Willy Wonka is the owner of an amazing chocolate factory, so as we can see from the Condescending Wonka meme, he doesn’t have much tolerance for folks he deems ordinary. Here’s your golden ticket to Wonka’s cruel judgements:
I also play the ukulele!
I also snuck into his Twitter!
I just took my first comparative religion class in college!
I also took a blurry photo of my Solo cup!
I also stay away from energy drinks!
Call of Duty
I do plan to touch a real gun someday!
I’m also in a band!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.