Dr. Zoidberg isn’t shy. He knows that if you want to get anywhere in this crazy (future) world, you have to be willing to speak up and take any opportunity you can get your claws into. Plus, Zoidberg doesn’t have money, looks or doctor skills, so he’ll take what he can get, especially food.
She won’t go with the claw monster! Nobody ever does…
Penalty – ink on the field. 10 yards.
He’ll put on a wig and some facial paint, what does he care?
Once it catches on, Zoidberg will be :-$
Kids loved to be named after horrible-looking creatures!
“Loaves and fishes! Where?!”
Robert F. Kennedy
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.