Why Not Zoidberg?

In need of something to pass the time at work? Why not Zoidberg?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Dr. Zoidberg isn’t shy. He knows that if you want to get anywhere in this crazy (future) world, you have to be willing to speak up and take any opportunity you can get your claws into. Plus, Zoidberg doesn’t have money, looks or doctor skills, so he’ll take what he can get, especially food.

 

Wingman

She won’t go with the claw monster! Nobody ever does…

 

Fantasy Football

Penalty – ink on the field. 10 yards.

 

Girlfriend

He’ll put on a wig and some facial paint, what does he care?

 

Emoticon

Once it catches on, Zoidberg will be :-$

 

Children

Kids loved to be named after horrible-looking creatures!

 

Messiah

“Loaves and fishes! Where?!”

 

Robert F. Kennedy

*Tear*

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.