5 Sci-Fi Presidential Portraits

America's most kickass Commander-in-Chiefs!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Some folks honor the presidents by going to mattress sales, while others create badass science fiction portraits. Perhaps artist Jason Heuser does take advantage of local mattress sales, but more importantly, he draws jaw-dropping images of everyone’s favorite presidents killing bigfoots and walking in mech suits. Here are 5 of his sci-fi presidential portraits:


George Washington Hunting Zombies

At least he didn’t have to fight vampires, like some presidents.


Abraham Lincoln Reloaded

Four score and seven cycles ago…


Teddy Roosevelt vs. Bigfoot

Speak softly and carry a big machine gun.


FDR Battle Master

and he gets good parking spaces!


John F. Kennedy on the Moon

How can anyone say we faked the moon landing with photographic evidence like this?


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!