Who Is The Final Boss of The Internet?

Here are a few likely candidates.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

The question every gamer wants an answer to: “who is the final boss of the Internet?” After all, if you spend enough time playing most video games, eventually you’ll meet a powerful end boss that takes a million tries to defeat. Of course, the tubes are clogged with speculation. Here are a few theories:

 

Hairynerd

Special Attack: Zapper Slap

 

Gothime

Special Attack: Lip Pierce

 

The Freakstress

Special Attack: Make-Up Missiles

 

Mr. Forehead

Special Attack: Ponytail Whip

 

Sophisticat

Special Attack: Leg Rub

 

Cosplay Queen of Fire

Special Attack: Comic-Con Badge Assault

 

Anonymous

Special Attack: Brony Blast

 

You

Special Attack: Goofing Around With Cleverbot

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!