Make a little mailbox for your desk. All your favorite television dramas want to give you Valentine’s Day cards and maybe you’ll get a few chalky hearts to go with them. These cards are from criminal detectives, serial killers and zombies, so you know they’re from the heart. Here are 8 TV drama Valentine’s Day cards.
Sterling Archer Draper Please Be Mine? [via]
Perfect for a serial cuddler. [via]
Law and Order SVU
“Special Valentines Unit” [via]
Game of Thrones
Song of Fire and Nice. [via]
Give this to your sweetheart, then trip him to make him look incompetent and get him fired. [via]
Your love is more addicting than the best meth. [via]
You come at the Cupid, you best not miss. [via]
The Walking Dead
You can’t run from cupid’s arrow. Or zombie infestations. [via]
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!