Fresh cut grass, white picket fences, and all the merriment of suburban 1950's America. A simpler, nobler time when women were objects, cigarettes were good for you, and bolsheviks were lurking around every dark corner.
But, vast improvements in civil rights, common sense, and science and reasoning have paved the way to where we are today… And that's good, right? We're doing better as a society… we think…
We here at CRAVE have found some of the more delightfully ignorant commercials and PSA's from America's youth and decided to share them with you. Look how white and happy everyone is!
Remember Ladies, drinking Pepsi-Cola is the key to long lasting happiness!
Here's little Johnny! Remember to get the money first!
The Gods honor us with the invention of the "great western spoon."
Are there Commies at your local Applebee's?
Join the fight against the red menace, boys!
And with the right family, job, and car — maybe this can be yours!
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