The Big List: Awesome Nerds! Ridiculous Cat Names!

What does your favorite celebrity look like without eyebrows? Answer: creepy!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to grow up a smart weakling, get bullied in school and called a nerd, grow up, become successful and proud of the hobbies you've been obsessed with your whole life, watch popular kids in school – now adults- calling themselves "nerds" in public, suppress rage and click on these links.

9 Fictional and Real Nerds Who Won At Life

http://guyism.com/humor/famous-nerds-who-won-at-life.html

One of the few pop culture lists that includes both Albert Einstein and Lewis Skolnik.

 

.xxx Domains: Coming Soon

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/09/07/xxx-domain-launch-of-the-day/

My proudest moment as a punsmith.

 

Celebrities With Their Eyebrows Photoshopped Out

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/20-of-the-creepiest-celebrities-without-eyebrows/

Actually, I'm kinda digging the no-brow look for Fallon. Makes him look distinguished (from humankind).

 

Guy Selling Jokes For $1 Each In Central Park Does Pretty Well For Himself

http://splitsider.com/2011/09/a-guy-selling-jokes-in-central-park-for-1-each-makes-more-money-than-most-aspiring-comedy-writers

On Fiverr.com, he could be selling his Chewbacca puns for $5 each and would become a millionaire.

 

20 Ridiculous Cat Names

http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/20-ridiculous-cat-names

My cat's name is Flippy-Flopsum and I demand you respect him!

 

That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, same list time, same list channel. What's a list channel? I… have no idea.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!