Time to watch reality stars wear the clothes you designed, make new clothes about those reality stars, realize those reality stars are tarnishing your stupid brand, offer to pay to those reality stars to not wear your clothes, start a Twitter controversy and check out some links!
Abercrombie and Bitching About The Situation
Abercrombie and Fitch offers to pay Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino to stop wearing their clothes. The "Jersey Shore" cast fires back on Twitter. Ugh, just when I was starting to forget both parties existed.
25 Illegal Things On Sale At The Gathering of the Juggalos
The real miracle is that they don’t all get arrested!
Turning Everything Into A Summer Movie Franchise
A list of every piece of nostalgia not yet transformed into a summer blockbuster. There’s billions of dollars in idiotic box office gold in that there article…
The Ultimate Professional Wrestler Name Chart
And that’s the bottom line, because this infographic said so!
Phil Hartman Was The Nicest Guy Ever
He wrote a thoughtful, multi-page letter to an aspiring 19-year-old stand-up. Also, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer was fantastic in every way.
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when we will enjoy the fruits of our link harvesting labors and feast. Feast upon delicious links!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!