What’s Happening On The Web This Week: Republican Photo Fails

Bachmann and Perry are picture imperfect, plus what would Super Mario Bros look like if it were designed today?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Bachmann and Perry take bad pics, woman has a 40,000 watt trick, Mario demands extra clicks and cell phone guy is a dick. Here’s the week in viral:

 

40,000 Watts of Bass In A Turkish Woman’s Hair

This should be called “Young Einsteining.”

 

Michele Bachmann Eats A Corn Dog

Information? Yes, I have too much of it, now. However, at least this picture’s not as unfortunate as the one below… [via]

 

Rick Perry Tries Out A New Salute

Heil Perry 2012 [via]

 

Orchestra vs. Cell Phone Call

Though rude cell phone calls annoy me, I like that he continues the conversation, despite what’s happening. Persistence!

 

If Super Mario Was Designed Today…

Can I take a warp zone back to 1985, please? Thanks. [More here]

 

See you next week for more links. Just don’t put a link in your mouth and hold it there for photographers. Not too flattering, m’friends.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.