A Perfect Pakistan Vacation Package

Why not try a new compound vacation experience in Bilal Town, Abbottabad, Pakistan!

Sam Proofby Sam Proof

It’s been a hard year, just filled up my gas tank and it was just under 50 dollars. About 12 years ago I filled up my tank and it was just around 5 dollars. I hate to think this economy has turned me in to “that guy” or rather “that old guy”

Back  in my day, hubba bubba was 25 cents, and the only flavor was grape, and we liked it because shut up! Damn punk kids get off my lawn!

Speaking of lawn, that’s something I haven’t had in over 12 years, and it was never ‘my lawn’. I’ve been living in apartments for so long I’ve nearly forgotten the taste of un-smoggy air. I’ve a hard time remembering nights that don’t have sirens and gun shots, helicopters or cries that might be a cat in heat, an abused child or… worse.

So I’ve been thinking about getting away, for a little while at least. Going far off to an exotic country, and staying somewhere, anywhere. Tell me what you think about this place.. the reviews are all over the place, but it’s got history:

Osama Bin Laden's Hideout Compound
Bilal Town, Abbottābad, Pakistan
Bangon Kali ‎ – May 3, 2011


Great place. Went here with my friend a few months ago. Checked out the yard and saw a military academy nearby. People were hospitable. This was a great place to stay. Would check this place the next time we visit Pakistan.

Response from the owner

 Skuba ‎ – May 3, 2011

Gross! There was a dead bug in my room!

ChrisTheChef ‎ – May 3, 2011

There was a goat giving birth in the lobby, other than that the service was superb.

Phat ‎ – May 3, 2011

Privacy was great…until being leaked out on the Playstation Network.
Osama Bin Laden's Last Stand Bilal Town, Abbottābad, Pakistan
  May 3, 2011
I was once told there was nothing like the smell of gun powder in the morning. It's true!!! what a great place to visit
Paul ‎ – May 3, 2011


Somehow got turned around- thought this was in my Damron Guide- but this place is not real gay friendly. I arrived with my boyfriend Todd and our Luis Vuitton matching baggage and their security was not friendly at all. They put us in this rustic little room- their interior designer went a little overboard with the rustic thing. There is no pool, not even a jacuzzi! Just a lot of closet case men who desperately need a razor. Fortunately one of their "wives" was ready to jump town too so she unlocked our door which somehow got locked and we found a Two Seasons. (it is a really small town- next time Ibiza!)

There was even this friendly note from the Management
Managment ‎ – May 3, 2011

MANAGEMENT RESPONSE: I would like to thank all of you that have come out to voice your concerns over your recent stay at Bin Ladens's B&B, Abbottabad. We first want to assure you that we are working diligently to correct the issues you may have experienced during your stay. I would like to take a moment to address some of the specific complaints that we have received since this morning. We DO have internet and cable. It is by courier only. Our property is clean and well maintained and it should be noted that while the goats are welcome in the lobby and dining areas, they almost never are allowed into the guest rooms. The bed bug problem was remedied months ago in the traditional way, by urinating on the walls and beds. As for the late night disruption caused by the helicopter, we truly apologize. We were told by the Pakistani Intelligence Agency that we would be receiving Michael Jackson via helicopter at an undisclosed hour to avoid the onslaught of paparazzi. We intend to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law for … Show full review

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