Valve is back with another investment opportunity for you. This time around they are offering a consumer version of their most popular military grade product: the turret! You can get them in a wild variety of colors and they will protect the hell out of your sleeping baby at night. That is if you trust leaving a sentient death machine to look over your child.
I think I speak for everyone at Crave gaming when I say that we trust anything Cave Johnson tells us. We’ll follow that brilliant man like blind sheep… So turret protecting the baby it is!