WTF?! Slayer Announces Their Own Condoms

Legendary thrash-metalers are offering a little safety support in the sack for the true metal maniacs.

Johnny Firecloudby Johnny Firecloud

If you're like the rest of us, when you think of sex, you think of a band who named themselves an acronym for Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot. And why would thrash gods Slayer be on the mind at the most personal of times? Because they've got a new line of condoms, that's why!

That's right – the legendary California band have just unveiled their own brand of condoms. The band is selling them on their online webstore for $12.99 for a 3-pack or $19.99 for the 6-pack version.

The website's description tells you all you need to know: "For when you're going South of Heaven! Each Slayer Custom Condom 'matchbook' holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack."

Pick up some Slayer condoms at their webstore, then join the rest of the cool club as we wait for Marilyn Manson's pube razors and Kanye West's flavored douche applicators to hit the market.