Twitter Is Spitting Out Hilarious Bad Excuses To Avoid Sex

Twitter had a boatload of bad excuses to keep from having sex.

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I try to embrace any opportunity that shows up that involves a woman agreeing to flop around naked with me, so I’m not quite sure why anyone would pass up sex, but hey everyone has their reasons. And a recent hashtag on Twitter had people rushing to state their responses.

People were quick to give their response when the #BadExcusesToAvoidSex popped up, and let me just say that some of these are hilarious, awful, depressing and a mix of all three somehow. Check out some of the very best thanks to Twitter.

Yeah, I think that’s a good stopping point.

h/t The Chive

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