Things Get Awkward When Mom Mistakes Daughter’s Melted Cup For A Sex Toy

Hey, at least she was getting it clean.

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I still wash dishes the old fashion way, but if I had a dishwasher I’d like to think I wouldn’t put sex toys in it — especially if my mom was using that dishwasher. But apparently one mom thought her daughter was doing just that.

A Reddit user known as ‘FictionBastard’ shared a photo and a story that involves her mother mistaking a cup that had melted in the dishwasher for something NSFW — well, for a sex toy. Let’s first take a look at the photo below.

Photo: Reddit

Photo: Reddit

Here’s what the photo says:

“So my mom finds this in the dishwasher, gives it to me wrapped in a towel asking me wtf I put in the dishwasher. It was a cup. It. shrank. She went on talking about how uncomfortable she felt all day.”

OK, so sure, it looks like a dildo, but why in the hell does mom think her daughter would toss a sex toy in the dishwasher?  And of course, these Reddit comments were pretty damn hilarious.

Screenshot; Reddit

Screenshot: Reddit

Then again some people are baffled at why the mom lost her mind upon encountering what she thought was a dildo. Not a big deal, lady.

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h/t Someecards

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