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How much lube is too much lube? Roger Archambault from Clearwater certainly answered that question.
Let’s get right into it and talk about Archambault who is 77-years-old. And apparently at that age some things are still working because he was extremely eager to have sex with his 72-year-old girlfriend, Carmen Reineck. And since the thought of Archambault’s naked body probably repulsed her, Reineck denied his sexual offer. Well, that didn’t sit well with Archambault.
The old man decided to douse his girlfriend in lube after her refusal. And that’s not all. Archambault also kicked her in the right thigh and squeeze her right hand, causing some bruising, this according to police.
Wow, you can’t blame the lady.
At around 11pm, the affidavit says: ‘Roger wanted to have sex with the victim and when she denied him, Roger took the sex lube and squirted it all over the victims should and neck.’ That’s when Reineck called police. Cops say that when they arrived the lube was still visible and she was locked out of the house.
Also police say Archambault, who was under the influence of alcohol and sleeping pills, denied striking Reineck. Archambault was arrested on battery charges.
So remember, folks, if your partner doesn’t want to have sex with you just hit up Netflix and binge away until you’re not thinking why your partner hates you so much anymore.