Kid Accidentally Writes Hilarious, NSFW Description Of His Mom On Homework Assignment

Just a tad awkward.

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But maybe it’s accurate? Sort of?

So just a few days after telling you folks about the highly inappropriate signs that a middle school was hanging around, it’s time to tell all you folks about a first-grader that accidentally turned what should have been a very simple and innocent homework assignment into a very NSFW one.

A Reddit user took the time to share a worksheet completed by one of their friend’s first graders. The assignment was pretty straight-forward: just fill in the blanks to describe your mom. Well that’s sweet, right?

Well take a look at what one kid in the class accidentally wrote for his assignment. Let’s just say mom may not be too happy about this one.

Kid Accidentally Writes Hilarious, NSFW Description Of His Mom On Homework Assignment 

Photo: Reddit

Photo: Reddit

Now as funny as it is that this kid writes his mom is 13-years-old, that’s not what sticks out. It’s the final line that does:

“She loves to eat ‘penus’” Damn, this kid is savage. And sure, we know he meant “peanuts,” but perhaps his answer isn’t far off from the truth either. So is this kid really wrong?

h/t Someecards

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