Full disclosure: I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, and am not about to start anytime soon. However, I’m a huge fan of farts and fart-related humor. So in that regard, I’m a bit torn, much like the back of Lindsay Arnold’s underwear likely was after cutting a horrendous rain maker in the face of former Chicago Cubs pitcher David Ross during last night’s show. But talk is cheap, so let’s cut to the cheese so you can get an earful of the thundering butt belch yourself, courtesy of Yahoo:
Lindsay Arnold Farts In David Ross’ Face On ‘Dancing With The Stars’
How do they keep this show so fresh after 23 seasons? OK, maybe fresh isn’t exactly the right word to use when referring to salsa farts to faces. But kudos to Ross for somehow laughing it off. And an even bigger kudos to Nancy Grace for secretly disguising herself as Lindsay Arnold and letting it rip once again. We knew you had it in ya, Nance. Literally, you farted on the show once before and it never gets old pointing that out.